Giveaway WINNER

I realize that I didn't put an end date on my giveaway entry. And I realize that less than a week isn't much time, isn't standard in these giveaway deals, etc.

But, like Fate, I'm a fickle bitch. Also, on Monday my husband has a meeting with the president of the college about getting some dough for my nursing school cost, so I could use some good karma.

While I was cleaning house today for the impending weekend visit of my best dude friend from college (and his cousin), I found the other thing I bought for the giveaway: a nice-sized pack of (recycled) Post-It notes. So there's also that.

Yeah, yeah, tell the winner already, right?

FINE! 




I put the 138 entries into Randomizer.org, and the number it spat at me was

108 


which correlates to

Simon C. Larter*

!!!!!

And because it's Simon, I'm going to send him a little something extra. Don't worry, it's nothing dangerous. And it will only slightly encourage his alcoholic habit. Slightly.

I would never waste chocolate like that. 

I swears that I didn't rig the contest just because Simon was in my dream the other night. I mean, the picnic wasn't that good (lies. It was.)

It was just like this, only not so effing creepy. And there was liquor. And no grass. And a table. And a baby.

So, Mr. Larter, you can email the address to which you'd like this package delivered. My contact info is up there in that page that says...Contact. Yeah.

*Guess this means you better hurry the hell up on that novel, Simon. Cuz this prize is for REVISIONS.