For the most part, I'm the crazy sleeper in this relationship. I flail, I sing, I sleepwalk, I have conversations.
But from time to time, Evan can have some fairly hilarious nocturnal emissions.*
Not too long ago
Evan: *in creepy sing-song voice* hmmmmm.... sassafras....
Me: zzz..huh? *somewhat awake*
Evan: Sassafras and rum... Sassafras and gin... Sassafras and....sassafras and....zzzzzz....
Me: *whatev* *zonk*
I wonder what that dream was about.
*not that kind