Thursday, July 1, 2010

Dream Speak?

For the most part, I'm the crazy sleeper in this relationship. I flail, I sing, I sleepwalk, I have conversations.
But from time to time, Evan can have some fairly hilarious nocturnal emissions.*

Not too long ago


Me: zzzzzzzz
Evan: *in creepy sing-song voice* hmmmmm.... sassafras....

Me: zzz..huh? *somewhat awake*

Evan: Sassafras and rum... Sassafras and gin... Sassafras and....sassafras and....zzzzzz....

Me: *whatev* *zonk*


I wonder what that dream was about.



*not that kind

17 comments:

Christine Danek said...

I have some vivid/realistic dreams but the hubs had one that was hilarious.
He screamed out "Call 911!" in the middle of the night.
Totally scared the crap out of me because it woke me up.
He then went back to sleep. I couldn't fall back to sleep but I figured he was dreaming.
HE told me he was dreaming that his car was being stolen. So he yelled for someone to call 911--do you think he is possessive of his car?

BTW---Evan's dream--very interesting.

Crystal Cook said...

You sing in your sleep? Would seriously love to hear that!

That is so funny about Evan's dream. What the heck is with sassafrass? :)

Falen said...

haha! Sassafras!

Do you read sleeptalking man? awesome

Jen said...

How funny!!! I am a sleep talker to the fullest extent, full blown conversations can happen, I've also been known to giggle myself awake!!!

Ha-ha Evans dream sounded funny!!

Amie McCracken said...

Lol.

Old Kitty said...

I love your concern! LOL!!!

I've never been in a relationship where the man is the vivid dreamer! I've always been the talker, snorer, talker and snorer! LOL!!!

But I hope Evan told you what that was about? :-)

Take care
x

Aubrie said...

Hmmm I think you were on a pirate ship!

DL Hammons said...

Maybe he was hanging out with Sylvester the cat??? :)

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

I used to talk in my sleep but I haven't done it in a while.

Jemi Fraser said...

That's hilarious!

My sister & I both talked in our sleep - had conversations too according to our parents, although we never remembered them. My kids both walked and talked when they were little, but grew out of it.

Talli Roland said...

Sassafras! I want some!

I am a terrible sleeper and last night was the WORST!

Was there a full moon or something?

welcome to my world of poetry said...

When my youngest son and daughter were small.......they had seperate bedrooms, one used to say something in his/her sleep and the other would answer yet both were sound asleep.

Yvonne.

The Words Crafter said...

We should get together and compare notes. My husband does this all the time. Once, on vacay with my brother and sister and their spouses (we all rented a cabin) my husband was dreaming and sat up and started yelling about something. I was laughing and trying to keep him from waking everyone. I got him settled and a few moments later, my brother said, "Sister, you alright in there?" My husband hates me to tell that one...

Kristin Rae said...

That's hilarious! My hubs talks quite a bit in his sleep--so I ask him questions to keep it going. It's fun!

Hope your week shapes up for you ;)

Cruella Collett said...

Sassafras? Hehe, you might want to be careful there... Who knows, he might sassafras you in your sleep...

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Kimberly Franklin said...

My hubby talks in his sleep. It's hilarious!! I never can really make out what he's actually saying, though. :)

Have a great weekend!!

Palindrome said...

LoL!! That's pretty hilarious right there.

I'll tell you a funny story via email if you want. :)